I am on a GIF making binge and just wanted to make this.  Oh Donnie, you and your use of colorful metaphor! Provided with subtitles so you get his full meaning.

This game really was frustrating, but I’m having a hard time being angry or sad as we GOT HANLEY FREAKIN RAMIREZ. I’m still riding the buzz from last night.  Even though I watched him hit a triple, even though I saw him score and drive in a run, even though I saw him boot a grounder right at him (we will kindly turn a blind eye to that) it is still surreal to me that he is in Dodger blue.  Maybe seeing him in the home jersey will hammer it home.  SF series looking much more interesting now.