Dun-nah. Dun-nah. Dun-nah…..I guess that’s how you write the Jaws theme.  But, damn. DAAAAAAMN! Was Clayton Kershaw on his game yesterday or what? That man is a total bad ass. I am almost bummed that they exploded for 3 additional runs (yes that constitutes an explosion) because it would have been so cool if Clayton pitched so masterfully and was also responsible for the only run in the game. Ah well. Better to win comfortably.  Anyhoo, as we wait for word of his extension (which I am convinced will get done) and bask in the glow that was the glory of that Opening Day, I thought I’d have some fun with Photoshop. Enjoy.

Kershaw Opening Day Poster